Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Frank - Funny - Fabulous!

Hello, and welcome to Dr. Diva's Advice!

Because everyone needs at least one fabulous psychiatrist in their life. Think of this as an advice column to the stars, except that I charitably dole out helpful words to mere laypersons. Who died and made me queen? Ann Landers, that’s who – and the b*tch that replaced her sucks.

"It's like the gay grandmother you never had"
"Because your real gay friends don't like you!"
"The Doctor is IN - and OUT!"
"The Bitch is back - and don't call it a come-back!"

So help me help you! No, I’m not an actual doctor – I’m just a diva who knows that if everyone took my advice, the world would be a much better place. Frank-Funny-Fabulous.

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